Some movies are good, some movies aren’t so good but are pretty cool, and some movies aren’t that good. Iron Man 2 is definitely one of these movies to watch.
Still pumped from all the explosions in the first Iron Man, Drank With That assembled a strong team to taste and review this summer’s Iron Man 2 release. We knew this would be a high energy, high dollar, fast paced, exploding movie, which required a very special drink. What are you gonna drank with that? Introducing Tony’s own: “Spark Industries”.
Just like Tony Stark did when he killed all those terrorists and blew up their cave in the first movie, you’ve got to pull on all your resources to get this drank done properly.
- First, pack a hoody — something with a zipper down the front so you’ve got head on access (we’ll explain later).
- Second, on your way to the movie theater, stop off at a dollar store and pick up a couple rolls of duct tape, preferably red and yellow duct tape (it’s always best to be thematic when you’ve got the chance). Also, regular duct tape is cool because it already looks metallic.
- Third, find a Starbucks on your way (shouldn’t be hard to do) and grab a handful of those double tall green straws that they give away for free. You’ll need 2 for every guest, so make sure you’ve got enough.
- Four, at a deli or bodega near your movie theater, drop in and purchase the following: 1 Steel Reserve (tall), 1 Sparks (tall). No blockbuster action sequel is sufficiently drank on just 1 drink, so Iron Man 2 gets a double. If you can’t find Steel Reserve, go for a tall boy of Coors Light. It’s the Silver Bullet so it still counts.
We found a dumpster to suit up for this one, but any bathroom, phone booth, or dark alley could work. Start by taping the Sparks and the Steel Reserve together with the duct tape. If you’ve got multiple colors, use them both. It’s festive. Note: Make sure the blowholes are both pointed in the same direction! Very important! If you tape the beverages in different ways you WILL get wet. Kind of awesome, but not that awesome.
Now, you’ve got the two cans taped together — this is your own personal Arc Reactor. Place the Arc Reactor on your chest (below your hoody) and strap it to you with a couple more pieces of duct tape. Make sure it’s not too low for a straw to reach from your mouth. You’ll want this to be good and tight, so use that duct tape generously. Now, cover up with the hoody, zip the front, and head in to the theater.
Iron Man 2 starts off with a lot of shit blowing up so you’ll have plenty of chances to crack open your dranks. This reviewer chose to do both at the same time (remember the 2 straws) because I think the real Stark Industries is a double fisting kind of company. And, letting that Sparks mingle in your mouth with the Steel Reserve is the real deal.
Iron Man 2: It’s pretty good. Iron Man 2 with a Spark Industries: It’s awesome.
You can learn more about this movie at IMDB, the popular internet movie site.