Posts Tagged ‘Drinking in Theaters’

Cowboys & Aliens: Two great tastes, together at last.

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2011

First contact.

First contact.

Some movies are sweet because they are about exactly what they say they are about. Like Snakes on a Plane*. Or Music and Lyrics.

It’s not clear from the title, but this movie is about cowboys and aliens, in general. But also, specifically, are they bros? Turns out: no.

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Captain America: The First Avenger. Extremely Loud. And Incredibly Close.

Monday, July 25th, 2011

More of a gestalt here, really.

More of a gestalt here, really.

Your editors beat the heat this weekend at Captain America: The First Avenger, which is a cool movie about a cool country in a cool theater. It’s also required reading for anyone planning to see The Avengers next Spring. If that’s you, feel free to suggest cocktails in the comments section (we will ignore your suggestions). (more…)

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, part II: Everyone. Chill.

Thursday, July 14th, 2011

"Bitches s**k my d**k cuz I look like JK Rowling" - Lil' B, "Wonton Soup"

"...because I look like JK Rowling." - Lil' B, "Wonton Soup"

Look. Is this the most influential movie review website on the internet? Yes. Can our reviews make or break a film, and do we take that responsibility seriously? Certainly. Super seriously? Way.

But do your editors get invited to fancy Hollywood premiers much? No. Ever? Shut up. (more…)