Come on, people.
We’re busy and there’s nothing but crap in theaters*.
So we’re saving it for the summer. So many good blockbusters coming out! We’ve already begun planning drinks.
Stay tuned. Stay sober. Help is on the way.
Sincerely,
-Your editors
*Actually Pina 3D was pretty good. You can learn more about Pina 3D at IMDB, the popular internet movie website.