Archive for May, 2011

The Insana Hanna Banana with Eric Bana: The Smoothie

Sunday, May 15th, 2011

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HEY YOU, Watch out she's got a bow & arrow!!!

This movie is awesome because it happens in Europe, has a lot of action and fighting, has a great sound track by The Chemical Brothers, and is good to watch with a drink.  Your editors loved it.  We loved it so much that we’re about to review the shit out of it on this website. (more…)

Thor: The Gods Must Be Cray Cray

Sunday, May 15th, 2011

Kenneth Branagh directed this.

Kenneth Branagh directed this.

Blockbuster season! Ergo, Thor.

Thor is about this super jacked Norse god who is technically an alien, but whatever. That’s not important. What’s important is how jacked he is: he’s so jacked that he’s the only guy in the whole galaxy who can swing around this magic hammer, which, incidentally, has the power to make him even more jacked. And he wants everyone to recognize. That’s his character. Know it. (more…)