Help me find your friends, please.
“Predators” is pretty awesome. There are a lot of explosions, some aliens, a lot of guns, racial stereotypes, genre casting, rape jokes, and Lawrence Fishburne. You can almost totally enjoy this movie. Almost.
It’s clear that something’s been left out, and I’m not talking about Jesse “The Body” Ventura. I’m talking about Arnold. Arnold damn Schwarzenegger. It’s really too bad that the director of this movie did not call the editors of DrankWithThat before making it. Oh well, this guy’s mistake didn’t hold us back. We brought what was missing in a cup. Introducing the The Arnold Palmer Schwarzenjaeger. Here’s how you make it:
- On your way to the theater, stop off at a liquor store and pick up a bottle of Jaegermeister. Jaegermeister is made out of deer blood and each bottle is carried in a hunter’s pouch before it’s sold. It’s also from a German country. You know this stuff is good.
- Once you’re through the ticket tearer (it’s pretty easy with just one bottle of booze to stash), head to the concession stand and order a cup of lemonade and a cup of iced tea. Sometimes these come in bottles, too. If so, get a couple of cups.
- When the lights go down, start blending your iced tea and lemonade 1 to 1, in typical Arnold Palmer fashion. This can be accomplished in a number of ways but we suggest just pouring it into a third cup.
- When the movie kicks off (and it kicks off pretty fast), pour a couple shots of Jaeger into your Arnold Palmer and “boom”, you’ve got yourself one tasty thematic drink. The color goes dark, like man blood, which means you’re in business.
This drink is particularly good because it’s designed with some of the very concessions that theaters already provide to guests. If they only knew that they were enabling you to enjoy this movie more to the max with their snack food options, don’t you think it would mean a lot to more to them? Think about it!
Also, the editors should mention that “Predators” was reviewed during a double header with “Inception” so our favorable criticism might have something to do with our mind getting melted an hour before.
Read more about Predators on the popular movie site IMDB.
Read more about golf great Arnold Palmer on the popular Internet site Wikipedia.
