March 10th, 2010 by Dranky
Welcome to Drank With That. We love movies, and loving movies so much, we know that the only way to make them better is to drink while you watch them. The editors of this publication have worked long and hard to develop techniques for matching the appropriate film with the appropriate cocktail. We’ve also smuggled a fair share of booze into movie houses, and know that that can be hard too. So, to make the movie going experience that much better for you, please enjoy Drank With That with your next feature film. Responsibly, or not.
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May 9th, 2012 by Gene Shalitfaced
A-benders is more like it.
Alright team. We know you’re out of shape. We know you’ve been drinking legal booze in licensed, candy-ass sanctioned theaters. And we know you are soft and weak for it. We forgive you. It’s the offseason. But no excuses. Blockbuster season 2012 is now. Get in the game! You can get lazy again right after Expendables 2: Also Expendable.
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Tags: Acid burn, Nuke your space hole, super hero
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February 6th, 2012 by Gene Shalitfaced
Come on, people.
We’re busy and there’s nothing but crap in theaters*.
So we’re saving it for the summer. So many good blockbusters coming out! We’ve already begun planning drinks.
Stay tuned. Stay sober. Help is on the way.
Sincerely,
-Your editors
*Actually Pina 3D was pretty good. You can learn more about Pina 3D at IMDB, the popular internet movie website.
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August 29th, 2011 by Dranky
Wait Aziz! Don't drink that drink! He put a Mentos in there...
30 Minutes or Less is a movie about a kid who gets a bomb strapped to his chest and is forced to rob a bank by a couple of rednecks. We think the reference to 30 Minutes has something to do with the kid being a pizza delivery driver because it has nothing to do with how long the bomb is on his chest (pretty much all day), and it definitely has nothing to do with how long the movie is (This movie is way longer than 30 minutes. Pack for a regular length movie!). Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: bomb, booze, explosive, facebook, mentos, not that funny, whiskey
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August 21st, 2011 by Gene Shalitfaced
"When a Sumarian feels thirst, it is the thirst for blood. And vodka."
We’ll keep this brief because there’s maybe seven lines of dialogue in this entire movie, five of which are in the info-dump at the beginning (expertly narrated by none other than Morgan Freeman).
Let us just start by saying that, in his defense, Conan was born to really terrible parents. And that goes a long way towards understanding his behavior. For starters – rather than stay home while very pregnant – his mom decides to go fight against this army of barbarians with dreadlocks trying to enslave and kill her people. Then, when she gets killed (duh), his dad gives her a c-section, right there in the field. With like, an axe type thing! Then he hangs around and keeps fighting and gets killed too, leaving Conan to fend for himself. Very iffy parenting. Very iffy medical care. Very iffy decision-making. But undoubtedly a family of tough bitches. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Bad Parenting, Carnage, Exciting Jobs in the Service Industry
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August 21st, 2011 by Gene Shalitfaced
- We can’t.
AN OPEN LETTER
To The Producers of The Smurfs (we know who you are)
Fuck y’all, sirs!
First off, look at us. Look at our site. Look at how we spend our time. We are not picky. We’re total suckers for bad movies. Gluttons. Junkies. Alcoholics, but instead of alcohol it’s bad movies. And alcohol. Between us we probably spend $200 a month on movies and drinks to go with them. Generally, we’re pretty easygoing guys. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Beef, Cool Dudes, Felony Intimidation, Notice
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August 8th, 2011 by Dranky
Optimus Prime: "I'm here to transform normal ingredients into an amazing drink!"
Pop Quiz. If Michael Bay got in a bar fight with John Favreau, who would win? Obviously Michael Bay.
Ok, if Brett Favre showed up and him and his buddy John tried to tag team Michael Bay, who would win? Trick Question, because the answer is still Michael Bay. Also, this would never happen because fighting Michael Bay is pretty mush a suicide mission… in space. Why? Because of Transformers 3! In Space! Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: America, astronauts, Freedom, freeze dried, Robots, Shia LaDouche
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August 2nd, 2011 by Gene Shalitfaced
First contact.
Some movies are sweet because they are about exactly what they say they are about. Like Snakes on a Plane*. Or Music and Lyrics.
It’s not clear from the title, but this movie is about cowboys and aliens, in general. But also, specifically, are they bros? Turns out: no.
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Tags: Cash4Gold.com, Drinking in Theaters, Drinking in theaters beef, incontinence, Movies and cocktails, Rude aliens
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July 25th, 2011 by Gene Shalitfaced
More of a gestalt here, really.
Your editors beat the heat this weekend at Captain America: The First Avenger, which is a cool movie about a cool country in a cool theater. It’s also required reading for anyone planning to see The Avengers next Spring. If that’s you, feel free to suggest cocktails in the comments section (we will ignore your suggestions). Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: "United States of America", America, Drinking in Theaters, Drunk in Movie Theater, Freedom, Movies and cocktails, USA, USofA
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July 14th, 2011 by Gene Shalitfaced
"...because I look like JK Rowling." - Lil' B, "Wonton Soup"
Look. Is this the most influential movie review website on the internet? Yes. Can our reviews make or break a film, and do we take that responsibility seriously? Certainly. Super seriously? Way.
But do your editors get invited to fancy Hollywood premiers much? No. Ever? Shut up. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: Drinking in Theaters, Drunk in Movie Theater, Harry Potter, Joey Fat One, Movies and cocktails, Pubes, Shrimps
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July 13th, 2011 by Dranky
Will you be in my wedding? Ummm, OK!
(popular Q & A format below)
Q: What do you do when you had a big weekend planned with your co-editor to go to Six Flags and also review some movies but he cancels on you to go to a Dave Matthews Band Concert in a totally different city, and also your girlfriend worked the night shift and can’t hang out? (2-part question) Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: girls, Weddings, wine coolers
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